Donna in Hollywoodland

Hollywood and Highland

I parked at the Hollywood and Highland Mall tonight.
So after the movies, I go get my car out of the structure.
I leave via the "Highland Blvd" exit.
I head south on Highland.

By the time I get to the intersection of Hollywood and Highland, I can hear sirens going off.
Well, loud sirens - if you can't see them then its better just to stop.
Everyone else stops too.

Except for one woman in a red car who is going north on Highland.
She's behind all the cars that stopped for the siren at the intersection - and she goes around them.
Into the left turn lane, then back into the first lane.

At that time, an ambulance is going east on Hollywood.

The red car gets to the intersection.
And HITS the ambulance.
She makes a quick "right"turn onto Hollywood, to swerve to try to avoid hitting the ambulance,
But ends up totally side-swiping the ambulance.

The ambulance stops.
A Police car pulls up behind it, and says on the load speaker "Don't worry, we've got this one."

By the time I drive passed them, "Disco-Mama in the Red Car" is standing on the sidewalk and is being screamed at by woman police officer.

"Disco-Mama in the Red Car" is a tall model-type woman in a mini-skirt and halter top.
The halter top is decorated in sparkling little mirrors.
"Disco-Mama" is all dressed up to go "clubbing" around Hollywood tonight.

But I don't think she is going to make it.

The cop is a short blond woman, hair in a pony tail and in a dark blue uniform.
And she is screaming !
Screaming at "Disco-Mama", who can only stand on the side of Hollywood Blvd and listen to the verbal "chewing out."

I just drive passed.
To much craziness in Hollywood tonight.